I built a desktop and named it Calculon. It joins its MacBook Pro brother Bender, iPhone cousin Dr. Zoidberg, and its iPad uncle Flexo in my big happy technology family.

drn007:

octogetintherobot:

I have no idea who “Lucky” is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad.

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(via everyonelovesrobots)

draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin
draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin

draegoneye:

i lost my shit when he tried to guess robin

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captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

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hexmaniacwingy:

techiejunk:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

It got better.

(via arcade-pyre)

what i learned in marching band

  • freshman year: respect is never freely given.
  • sophomore year: the sousaphone is freaking heavy.
  • junior year: when life is good, don't ask questions.
  • senior year: everything good must come to an end. everything bad must come to an end. everything ends. the only thing you can count on is the metronome.
disneydudemoments:

Is this haunted room actually stretching?
A transparent Stretching Room for your blog!

disneydudemoments:

Is this haunted room actually stretching?

A transparent Stretching Room for your blog!

(via daeneryscatgaryen)

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

(via soupyassassin)

queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat

queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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very human faces for a cat

(via soupyassassin)

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

(via breathingthelifebackintolove)

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden