molabuddy:

horrors beyond my comprehension more like horrors beyond my articulation. i know exactly what it is but id never be able to explain it to anyone

(via nonsequitur-machine)

itsmyturnonthegender:

catboybeebop:

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic:

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

(via abadmeanmauthor)

doodlerh:

thoodleoo:

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was reading an article from back in 2013 when some ancient roman artifacts were unearthed by moles digging tunnels and this image description is making me lose my goddamn mind

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metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

marcilled:

man… we seriously need to bring back “don’t feed the trolls” into the collective internet lexicon. it’s some extremely sage advice that was once commonplace on forums a decade back. obviously it takes some level of social awareness that not everyone is gonna have (some off you guys actually touch grass on the regular, good for you! /gen), but like. people troll on here so much. and they really do count on you screenshotting them, quote retweeting, etc. to spread their trolling further than it would get otherwise. before you make that snarky post, ask yourself, is this bait? if there’s a chance it is, don’t take the bait- don’t feed the trolls.

(via incurablebookwyrm)

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

turbobyakuren:

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

(via nonsequitur-machine)

birthdaypigeon:

birthdaypigeon:

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Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

(via colorguard5ever)

coolfrogdude:
“original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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“original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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“original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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“original thread by @pukicho and several other users
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discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
” discourser-of-kruphix:
“Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics
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discourser-of-kruphix:

Some lesser- celebrated Monster Factory cult classics

(via leftboob-enthusiast)